Number 01

You like nice things.

Maybe you've already been burned by a pair of cheap drugstore reading glasses. Maybe you haven't even taken the leap yet, because you wouldn't be caught dead in them (even though you know you desperately need a pair). Fret not: Caddis readers are exceptionally well-designed from start to finish. Made from high-quality materials and handcrafted for the perfect fit and feel, they are not the cheapest-but they are the best.

SHOP MIKLOS

Number 02

You’re tired of the buy-break-replace cycle.

Convenience and affordability are tempting-but you're in this for the long haul, so your glasses should probably be, too. Forget disposable, short-lived multipacks of readers and get something more durable. Caddis glasses are made using high-density raw acetate and custom alloy metals, which all boils down to them being strong enough to work well and wear well for as long as you need them to. You'll keep some junk out of landfills, too.

SHOP HOOPER

Number 03

You don't want to look like everyone else.

Honestly you probably never have, not since you were dying your hair and rocking fishnet arm warmers in high school (no? Just us?). Your personal style is a finely honed and carefully executed expression of who you are...so why would you wear run-of-the-mill frames? Caddis offers a curated selection of handcrafted designs, whether you're more "minimalist chic" or "funky creative". Details matter.

SHOP MUZZY

Number 04

You really don't want to look like an old person.

Stop. Rewind. Readers do not make you look old. They shouldn't make you feel shitty about getting old, either. Actually, nothing should-getting older is great. All they do is help you see better, and we'll sing that from the rooftops for as long as it takes. Forever young is an illusion, aging gracefully is a marketing campaign and anti-aging sounds...well, kind of hateful. If you're not there yet, don't worry, you'll see it with time (and a good pair of readers).

SHOP MISTER CARTOON

Number 05

You don't buy the one-size-fits-all pitch.

Beanies, yes. Glasses? No. Sure you might be able to find a pair off the rack of your nearest big box store that works...but why bother? Your glasses are something that needs to work right, feel right, and look right every day of your life. Caddis has a comprehensive range of readers, progressives, sunglasses, prescriptions, and frames-the only thing they all have in common is our exclusive frq technology, which blocks most harmful blue light. Invest in glasses that feel like they were made for you (or perhaps a pair that really was?).

SHOP VELMA

Number 06

You're indecisive.

Whether you know exactly what you're looking for and will stay on the search until you find it, or you have no idea and need a little guidance, you've come to the right place. Caddis has exactly the right number of frames to choose from-carefully curated, like the menu at your favorite restaurant or the perfect exhibition. Indecision fatigue, be gone. We also offer free exchanges, so you can take your time finding exactly the right fit, look, and magnification. Go ahead and take your time with it, we'll wait, and will happily answer any questions that might come up in the meantime (you can email us at helpivefallenandicantgetup@caddislife.com).

SHOP PORGY


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